Thanks for taking the time to look at my portfolio. I’d love to work for your company, but frankly, I’m terrible at interviewing. I hate to sell myself. I get embarrassed and awkward. I think I sound fake.
“But Kate”, you might be wondering, “Aren’t you in marketing? If you can’t sell yourself, who will ever trust you to market their product or idea?!”
But listen, I don’t love marketing because it sells things. I love marketing because it combines applied psychology and art. I love marketing because it’s testable and verifiable. I love marketing because it’s more than the sum of its parts. Great marketing is magic. Great marketing is a time machine. Great marketing is calling from….INSIDE THE HOUSE.